Monster: Sir Nobbynuts

Number: 126
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth. slitted eyes. nobbly body
Fur: Yellow fuzzy
Fart velocity: Moist
Phlegm consistency: Runny
Description: Wobbling its way through the day. this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term Sir is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts. lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and yelling foghorn-like noises at people as they pass by. We should really rename this monster to Nutty Nuisance.