Monster: Gaptooth McGoo

Number: NA
Height: 16cm
Features: Human-like teeth. wide dark eyes. tongue hanging out. clingers. holding a sign
Fur: Blue tie dye fuzzy
Fart velocity: El diablo
Phlegm consistency: Sticky
Description: This wide-eyed monster will lull you into a false pretence of cuteness and cuddles until you fall for it and attach it to your heart and possessions. Then the devious delinquent will squeal at the top of its tiny lungs. fight with its own reflection and repeat terrible tunes over and over until you want to scream and chuck it out the window.