Monster: Shameless Goof

Number: 135
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like gapped teeth. slitted eyes. raised arms. golden pleather mankini
Fur: Blue pleather
Fart velocity: Stealth
Phlegm consistency: Moist
Description: Dance like no one is watching is more than just a motto for this monster—it’s a way of life. But so is farting. eating. singing. stealing. tormenting. and dressing like no one is watching. Unfortunately. everyone is watching as it embarks on a chaos-fuelled rampage. dressed in golden undies that ride so far up. they could only be described as a slingshot at this point.